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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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