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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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