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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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