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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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