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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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