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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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