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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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