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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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