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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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