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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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