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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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