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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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