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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thank you for your consideration.
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