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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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