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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. Responses will resume after my return. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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