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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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