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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. Responses will resume after my return. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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