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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Many thanks for your patience.
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