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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thank you for your consideration.
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