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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. Responses will resume after my return. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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