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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. I will review this once I have returned. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Your patience is appreciated.
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