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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Many thanks for your patience.
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