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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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