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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Your patience is appreciated.
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