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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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