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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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