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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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