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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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