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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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