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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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