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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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