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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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