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I am temporarily unavailable and spiritually on airplane mode. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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