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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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