Professionally ignore people with style.

I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.