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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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