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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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