Professionally ignore people with style.

I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.