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I am out of the office with the energy of a raccoon in a conference room. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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