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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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