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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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