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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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