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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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