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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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