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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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