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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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