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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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