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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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