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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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