Professionally ignore people with style.

I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.